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I don’t think Aunt Molly would appreciate option #3

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Nate:  Levi, do you want to come to Uncle Seth’s with me?

Levi:  Yes!  Can I be naked?

Nate:  No, you can put on clothes and come with me, or be naked and stay home.

Levi:  What if we went to Uncle Seth’s and were all naked together?

All Things Bright and Beautiful . . .

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Levi (in a sing-song voice):  I have to go poo-oop

Nate:  You have to go poop? 

Levi:  That’s a praise song.

An economist in the making

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

For background, I work in the financial industry.  Here’s some backstory - although if you take the time to read this, you might not feel like laughing.

Levi:  Dad, will you tell us a bedtime story?

Nate (exhausted):  Ok.  I’ll tell you the story of how the tiny Standard & Poor’s rating brought down the giant named AIG

Levi:  Oh yeah.  This is going to be a good one.

A Scientist in the making

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

It’s 8:30 AM.  Eva has already had breakfast, and I find her in her bed with her special blanket, sucking on her fingers (her favorite bedtime routine)

 Nate:  Eva, it’s 8:30 in the morning!!  What are you doing in bed with your blanket?

Eva:  I’m testing it to make sure it will work tonight.

And my bionicle project is under budget too!

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Nate:  How’s it going, Gabe?

 Gabe:  Ahead of schedule!!

Does he know something we don’t know?

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Gabe’s friend Robbie, while retelling the story of Amy getting pulled over this evening:  “Man, I thought I was going to Juvi!”

Thanks for helping with the parenting, honey

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Mom:  Eva, would you like to tell everyone what we talked about today?

Eva:  Oh, yes!  I learned that daddy is God’s enemy’s lie.

Dad:  Wait, what?!?!

Life with Levi, in a nutshell

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

We were doing tongue twisters at the dinner table.

 Dad:  Levi, say “Toyboat” five times

Levi:  Toyboat, Toyboat . . . we need to break something!

MCH Humor

Friday, August 8th, 2008

A year or two ago, I regularly posted the funny sayings of my kids (7, 4, and 3) on another blog.  By popular demand, and in an effort to post more regularly, I’m adding a humor category to MCH. 

Dad:  Look, Gabe.  The sun is shining, and it’s raining at the same time!

Gabe:  You know what that means, Dad.  (spells) R-A-M-B-O!!

Dad:  Rambo?!?! Where?